#not all at once

[anartisticdreamer0]

hey wait a sec-

phil ended stream like what 5-10 minutes ago? why did he just now leave the server-

CROW MAN WHAT ARE YOU PLANNING?!

[melestasflight]

The Seven Trials of Fingon the Valiant

Findekáno returns to Tirion after ten years in Manwë’s service in Valmar. He is much changed to the delight of his Fëanárian cousins. And the sons of Fëanáro are always determined to get what they want.

... aka the Fëanorians fall head over heels for Fingon!

~

Join @polutrope and me on this wild ride for @feanorianweek. All chapters are now up!

Read on AO3

[fujobritta]

het ship that is (gestures wildly with wrist) . ykwim .

[nachosforfree]

I drank 3 Mike's hards tonight

[askthebadkidz]

hypothetical question. if one were to enter riz's office without him being there. how many home alone style traps would one be hit with?

hypothetically.

If by home alone style you are saying that it has to be non lethal then 0!

But if it can be lethal, it honestly depends on what’s going on in there- but on an average day probably about like 20-25, give or take, at the door itself. Not all at once, of course, he’s smarter than that, but there is at least 2 things of every damage type and a lot of holy stuff, so it’s like- hard to get in there man. There is a 15% chance that when you turn the key to get in the door shoots you with holy light.

it’s harder to break in through the windows, though, so I’ve learned how to get through the front door and put all the traps back.

-Fig

[mariacallous]

I'm sorry...but I would fuck matsson and mencken

and kendall

😔

[imabiscuitinthousandworlds]

this is fucking bullshit. a bloody scam. i was walking around the entire day like a zombie or some even worse flavour of undead, my brain an addled flesh chunk of sleep-deprivation swimming in useless goop, i was wandering the school house hardly able to think much less talk coherently, clutching my monster and trying to ration it over the course of the day, and i barely managed to get through. and now, NOW that i'm back home i'm awake and the caffeine is doing it's job properly instead of just "tired but also energy and talk but also no think because tired".

oh actually nvm the tired is back and also when i stare at a fixed point my vision gets kinda blurry lmao

[demoness-one]

best part of being an electrician is knowing how easy it would be to steal power, and having a daydream plan for doing it at some point

[bugdogg]

Ik I say I love todo and all that but I got commitment issues and I’d suck all these fuckers off if given the opportunity

[wolfbro92]

How many times are you gonna reblog pebbles

10 more times

[inplateaus]

what if i told you ive never watched twilight

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Expertise can't help you here.

[trudlejack]

(+part 2)

[keymintt]

more public art! these fellas were printed on vinyl for the sides of a traffic cabinet